Well....

i think today has gone to prove that I will never be a computer genius and never be a vet. 3 year old went to nursery with Vegetable Glue, so there will now be a generation of children who grow up thinking that if you don't eat your vegetables and you break wind your bottom will drop off....presumably if you never eat vegetables you wouldn't really have to worry about this, as only eating vegetables makes you fart...well except for 14 pints and a kebab with spicy sauce. Made asparagus soup today in between trying to force feed the smallest antibiotics in the world to the cat hidden in prawns (which didn't work) and finally in Bernard Matthews chicken. The soup was tasteless so I bulked it up with pancetta and chicken thighs and it turned to quite a tasty green casserole. Husbands face just lit up when he realised league of Gentlemen was on the telly "i don't think I've seen this one" he proclaimed, however he'd got the whole lot on DVD in the cupboard which he hardly ever watches! Just to depress us all a bit more - the works Christmas "do" is all booked a Russian Cossack evening no less £50 a head, I'll be expecting to share the table with an oligarch for that, luckily am not paying so the only pressure on me is to get sociably drunk and enjoy myself...and way must go have to get up soon to go to work...